Monday, December 5, 2011

No 5 - Santa Claus Go Straight To The Ghetto - James Brown

If you're Santa Claus, it's safe to say that you've got a lot on your plate come Christmas Eve.
There's a lot of boys and girls wanting their just deserts.
They want it all and they want it now.
No doubt your sleigh is full of expensive gifts for those kids whose folks can afford it.

But what about poor little Mary? Poor little Gary and Poor little Donnie with the lazy eye?

You could think, Hell No! Those kids don't get no presents.
You are Santa after all.
Omnipresent. You're not a charity.

Wait on though. Who is this telling you to get your red and white ass down to the Ghetto?
Only the Funky President - James Brown.
When James Brown asks you to go to Ghetto that's where you go:

"You know that I know you will see,
Cause that was once me"

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